Hot Girl(s) Shit
No. 001Digestive gummiesÉté 2026
Wide 1970s Kodachrome view of an infinity pool: three women in headscarves, one holding the cream tin, loungers and umbrellas to the right
Three round dirty-cream tins: Riviera, Digestivo, The Morning After
La Carte.
Rivierathe day$34
Digestivothe table$38
The Morning Afterthe damage$42
Women in orange and turquoise caftans around a villa pool above the sea

Riviera

The beach. Anti-bloat. Anti-gas. (Anti-discussion.)

A waiter carrying a silver tray of martinis and three pocket-sized cream tins with clean blank lids, one open

Digestivo

The table. Lactase, plus backup. (Finish the board.)

Woman in a headscarf raising a martini at a table overflowing with cheese, a small open tin reading HOT GIRL(S) SHIT DIGESTIVO at the center

The Morning After

The damage. Full recovery. (Nothing happened.)

A sunlit hotel room the morning after: rumpled linens and a breakfast cart with two blank pocket-sized tins, one open, a couple of gummies out
A row of pastel lido changing cabins, a woman in a robe standing in one doorway